Admittedly I would have preferred a gradual decline in their health, eventually resulting in their death and decay... the house around them falling into a shambles... losing the back wall to show a post-apocalyptic landscape... all the while Ted droning on and on...
Failing that, this is a close second.
Thanks to Mr Fish for this one.
Runestorm games have recently made the alpha available for Viscera Cleanup Detail - The space-station janitor simulator. Apparently they slapped this together in 10 day using the Unreal Development Kit, so if you give it a shot, be forgiving. From their website:
Unfortunately, the alien infestation and the heroic efforts of the courageous survivors have left rather a mess thoughout the facility. As the janitor, it is your duty to get this place cleaned up.
So grab your mop and roll up your sleeves, this is gonna be one messy job.
Today you're on Viscera Cleanup Detail!
Thanks to Sara for this one!
Go on, laugh you evil bastards.
I don't know who approved this, or what inspired it, but I imagine it will be ratings gold... it's pretty hard to look away.
Thanks to @Be_Team_Unicorn for this delightful little morsel.