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Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus

Because god doesn't check the back door...

There's plenty more from Garfunkel and Oates on their YouTube Channel.

UPDATE: Here's a recent performance from the 2012 Variety Power of Comedy which is a bit more clear, though I think the crowd reactions in the video above have a certain charm, so you get both! Lucky you!

Free Entry to Wrongtown, The Cult Of Addiction & Misty Mountain on January 25th

Come down to Moondyne Joe's on Friday the 25th to be part of our first gig for 2013. We have some new material that we can't wait to unleash, and an itching to get back on stage and kick some arse. Best of all, entry is FREE!

With special guests The Cult of Addiction and Misty Mountain, this night is sure to be a great way to ramp up to Australia day and the Triple J Hottest 100.

CDs Available at gig: $5

Playing times:

8:00pm - 9:00pm - The Cult of Addiction

9.10pm - 10.10pm - Misty Mountain

10.30-11.30pm - Wrongtown

Brazzers Descriptions If Written By H.P. Lovecraft

What if H.P. Lovecraft wasn't really trying to get across an unfathomable madness, but just had a really low tolerance for anything confronting? The idea is played with here.

An excerpt:

"Man and wife venture out. They are filled with youth, beautiful in the repellently homogenous way of modern skin, their bodies marked by tattoos as if sailors from Araby, as is the custom too. They celebrate their union in a restaurant, not at table to sup, but in the airless cold of the bathroom, performing a ritual too horrid to be imagined. What transpires is an ancient act, older than druid and stone, handed down from the grappling of jelly beasts that tangle in the deep, one devouring the other upon consummation of their blasphemous act. So it is here, though I admit my mind was in tatters long before the act was completed."

In Da Club

Honestly, if this doesn't get you pumped before you head out tonight then there's nothing I can do for you.

Ohio State Marching Band: We Salute You

All of us here at Wrongtown have a fondness for video games of one kind or another, so it's pretty safe to say we give this one the Wrongtown Seal Of Approval.